REM General Bots: Entertainment APIs - Jokes, Quotes, and Fun Content REM Based on public-apis list - No authentication required REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Chuck Norris Joke REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random Chuck Norris joke" chuck_joke = GET "https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random" TALK "😄 Chuck Norris Joke:" TALK chuck_joke.value RETURN chuck_joke.value REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Chuck Norris Categories REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get available Chuck Norris joke categories" categories = GET "https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/categories" TALK "📋 Chuck Norris Joke Categories:" FOR EACH category IN categories TALK "• " + category END FOR RETURN categories REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Chuck Norris Joke by Category REM ============================================ PARAM category AS string LIKE "dev" DESCRIPTION "Get a random Chuck Norris joke from a specific category" joke_url = "https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random?category=" + category chuck_joke = GET joke_url TALK "😄 Chuck Norris " + category + " Joke:" TALK chuck_joke.value RETURN chuck_joke.value REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Dad Joke REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random dad joke from icanhazdadjoke" SET HEADER "Accept" = "application/json" dad_joke = GET "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/" TALK "👨 Dad Joke:" TALK dad_joke.joke RETURN dad_joke.joke REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Search Dad Jokes REM ============================================ PARAM search_term AS string LIKE "cat" DESCRIPTION "Search for dad jokes containing a specific term" SET HEADER "Accept" = "application/json" search_url = "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/search?term=" + search_term results = GET search_url TALK "🔍 Found " + results.total_jokes + " dad jokes about '" + search_term + "':" counter = 0 FOR EACH joke IN results.results IF counter < 5 THEN TALK "" TALK "😄 " + joke.joke END IF counter = counter + 1 END FOR IF results.total_jokes > 5 THEN TALK "" TALK "... and " + (results.total_jokes - 5) + " more jokes!" END IF RETURN results.results REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Bored Activity REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random activity suggestion when bored" activity = GET "https://www.boredapi.com/api/activity" TALK "💡 Activity Suggestion:" TALK activity.activity TALK "" TALK "📊 Type: " + activity.type TALK "👥 Participants: " + activity.participants TALK "💰 Price: " + activity.price IF activity.link THEN TALK "🔗 Link: " + activity.link END IF RETURN activity REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Bored Activity by Type REM ============================================ PARAM activity_type AS "education", "recreational", "social", "diy", "charity", "cooking", "relaxation", "music", "busywork" DESCRIPTION "Get a random activity suggestion of a specific type" activity_url = "https://www.boredapi.com/api/activity?type=" + activity_type activity = GET activity_url TALK "💡 " + activity_type + " Activity Suggestion:" TALK activity.activity TALK "" TALK "👥 Participants: " + activity.participants TALK "💰 Price level: " + activity.price RETURN activity REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Random Useless Fact REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random useless but true fact" fact = GET "https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/random.json?language=en" TALK "🤓 Random Useless Fact:" TALK fact.text RETURN fact.text REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Random Fun Fact REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random fun fact" fun_fact = GET "https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/api/v2/facts/random" TALK "🎉 Random Fun Fact:" TALK fun_fact.text RETURN fun_fact.text REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Kanye West Quote REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random Kanye West quote" kanye = GET "https://api.kanye.rest/" TALK "🎤 Kanye West says:" TALK '"' + kanye.quote + '"' RETURN kanye.quote REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Advice Slip REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random piece of advice" advice = GET "https://api.adviceslip.com/advice" TALK "💭 Random Advice:" TALK advice.slip.advice RETURN advice.slip.advice REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Search Advice REM ============================================ PARAM query AS string LIKE "love" DESCRIPTION "Search for advice containing a specific word" search_url = "https://api.adviceslip.com/advice/search/" + query results = GET search_url IF results.total_results > 0 THEN TALK "💭 Found " + results.total_results + " advice about '" + query + "':" counter = 0 FOR EACH slip IN results.slips IF counter < 5 THEN TALK "" TALK "• " + slip.advice END IF counter = counter + 1 END FOR IF results.total_results > 5 THEN TALK "" TALK "... and " + (results.total_results - 5) + " more pieces of advice!" END IF RETURN results.slips ELSE TALK "❌ No advice found for: " + query RETURN NULL END IF REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Corporate Buzzword REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get random corporate buzzwords" buzzword = GET "https://corporatebs-generator.sameerkumar.website/" TALK "💼 Corporate Buzzword Generator:" TALK buzzword.phrase RETURN buzzword.phrase REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Yo Momma Joke REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random Yo Momma joke" joke = GET "https://api.yomomma.info/" TALK "😂 Yo Momma Joke:" TALK joke.joke RETURN joke.joke REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Random Quote REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random inspirational quote" quote_data = GET "https://api.quotable.io/random" quote_text = quote_data.content author = quote_data.author TALK "✨ Inspirational Quote:" TALK '"' + quote_text + '"' TALK "— " + author RETURN quote_data REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Quote by Author REM ============================================ PARAM author AS string LIKE "einstein" DESCRIPTION "Get a random quote by a specific author" quote_url = "https://api.quotable.io/random?author=" + author quote_data = GET quote_url IF quote_data.content THEN TALK "✨ Quote by " + quote_data.author + ":" TALK '"' + quote_data.content + '"' RETURN quote_data ELSE TALK "❌ No quotes found for author: " + author RETURN NULL END IF REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Quote of the Day REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get the quote of the day" qotd = GET "https://api.quotable.io/quotes/random?tags=inspirational" IF UBOUND(qotd) > 0 THEN quote = qotd[0] TALK "🌟 Quote of the Day:" TALK '"' + quote.content + '"' TALK "— " + quote.author RETURN quote ELSE TALK "❌ Could not fetch quote of the day" RETURN NULL END IF REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Programming Quote REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random programming quote" quote = GET "https://programming-quotes-api.herokuapp.com/quotes/random" TALK "💻 Programming Quote:" TALK '"' + quote.en + '"' TALK "— " + quote.author RETURN quote REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Zen Quote REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random Zen/Stoicism quote" quote = GET "https://zenquotes.io/api/random" IF UBOUND(quote) > 0 THEN zen_quote = quote[0] TALK "🧘 Zen Quote:" TALK '"' + zen_quote.q + '"' TALK "— " + zen_quote.a RETURN zen_quote ELSE TALK "❌ Could not fetch Zen quote" RETURN NULL END IF REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Affirmation REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random positive affirmation" affirmation = GET "https://www.affirmations.dev/" TALK "💖 Daily Affirmation:" TALK affirmation.affirmation RETURN affirmation.affirmation REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Random Trivia REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random trivia question" trivia = GET "https://opentdb.com/api.php?amount=1" IF trivia.results AND UBOUND(trivia.results) > 0 THEN question = trivia.results[0] TALK "🎯 Trivia Question:" TALK "Category: " + question.category TALK "Difficulty: " + question.difficulty TALK "" TALK question.question TALK "" TALK "Correct Answer: " + question.correct_answer IF question.incorrect_answers THEN TALK "" TALK "Other Options:" FOR EACH wrong IN question.incorrect_answers TALK "• " + wrong END FOR END IF RETURN question ELSE TALK "❌ Could not fetch trivia question" RETURN NULL END IF REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Multiple Trivia Questions REM ============================================ PARAM amount AS integer LIKE 5 DESCRIPTION "Get multiple trivia questions" trivia_url = "https://opentdb.com/api.php?amount=" + amount trivia = GET trivia_url IF trivia.results THEN TALK "🎯 " + amount + " Trivia Questions:" TALK "" counter = 1 FOR EACH question IN trivia.results TALK counter + ". " + question.question TALK " Category: " + question.category + " | Difficulty: " + question.difficulty TALK " Answer: " + question.correct_answer TALK "" counter = counter + 1 END FOR RETURN trivia.results ELSE TALK "❌ Could not fetch trivia questions" RETURN NULL END IF REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Excuse Generator REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random excuse" excuse = GET "https://excuser-three.vercel.app/v1/excuse" IF excuse AND UBOUND(excuse) > 0 THEN excuse_obj = excuse[0] TALK "🤷 Random Excuse:" TALK excuse_obj.excuse TALK "" TALK "Category: " + excuse_obj.category RETURN excuse_obj ELSE TALK "❌ Could not generate excuse" RETURN NULL END IF REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Insult Generator REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random insult (clean)" insult = GET "https://evilinsult.com/generate_insult.php?lang=en&type=json" TALK "😈 Random Insult:" TALK insult.insult RETURN insult.insult REM ============================================ REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Compliment Generator REM ============================================ DESCRIPTION "Get a random compliment" compliment = GET "https://complimentr.com/api" TALK "💝 Random Compliment:" TALK compliment.compliment RETURN compliment.compliment