Rodrigo Rodriguez (Pragmatismo)
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- Add startup wizard module for first-run configuration - Add white-label branding system with .product file support - Add bot manager for lifecycle, MinIO buckets, and templates - Add version tracking registry for component updates - Create comparison doc: BASIC vs n8n/Zapier/Make/Copilot - Add WhatsApp-style sample dialogs to template documentation - Add data traceability SVG diagram ```
438 lines
12 KiB
QBasic
438 lines
12 KiB
QBasic
REM General Bots: Entertainment APIs - Jokes, Quotes, and Fun Content
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REM Based on public-apis list - No authentication required
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Chuck Norris Joke
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random Chuck Norris joke"
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chuck_joke = GET "https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random"
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TALK "😄 Chuck Norris Joke:"
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TALK chuck_joke.value
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RETURN chuck_joke.value
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Chuck Norris Categories
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get available Chuck Norris joke categories"
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categories = GET "https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/categories"
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TALK "📋 Chuck Norris Joke Categories:"
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FOR EACH category IN categories
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TALK "• " + category
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END FOR
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RETURN categories
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Chuck Norris Joke by Category
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REM ============================================
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PARAM category AS string LIKE "dev"
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random Chuck Norris joke from a specific category"
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joke_url = "https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random?category=" + category
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chuck_joke = GET joke_url
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TALK "😄 Chuck Norris " + category + " Joke:"
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TALK chuck_joke.value
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RETURN chuck_joke.value
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Dad Joke
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random dad joke from icanhazdadjoke"
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SET HEADER "Accept" = "application/json"
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dad_joke = GET "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/"
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TALK "👨 Dad Joke:"
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TALK dad_joke.joke
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RETURN dad_joke.joke
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Search Dad Jokes
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REM ============================================
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PARAM search_term AS string LIKE "cat"
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DESCRIPTION "Search for dad jokes containing a specific term"
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SET HEADER "Accept" = "application/json"
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search_url = "https://icanhazdadjoke.com/search?term=" + search_term
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results = GET search_url
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TALK "🔍 Found " + results.total_jokes + " dad jokes about '" + search_term + "':"
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counter = 0
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FOR EACH joke IN results.results
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IF counter < 5 THEN
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TALK ""
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TALK "😄 " + joke.joke
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END IF
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counter = counter + 1
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END FOR
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IF results.total_jokes > 5 THEN
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TALK ""
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TALK "... and " + (results.total_jokes - 5) + " more jokes!"
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END IF
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RETURN results.results
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Bored Activity
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random activity suggestion when bored"
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activity = GET "https://www.boredapi.com/api/activity"
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TALK "💡 Activity Suggestion:"
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TALK activity.activity
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TALK ""
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TALK "📊 Type: " + activity.type
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TALK "👥 Participants: " + activity.participants
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TALK "💰 Price: " + activity.price
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IF activity.link THEN
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TALK "🔗 Link: " + activity.link
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END IF
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RETURN activity
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Bored Activity by Type
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REM ============================================
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PARAM activity_type AS "education", "recreational", "social", "diy", "charity", "cooking", "relaxation", "music", "busywork"
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random activity suggestion of a specific type"
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activity_url = "https://www.boredapi.com/api/activity?type=" + activity_type
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activity = GET activity_url
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TALK "💡 " + activity_type + " Activity Suggestion:"
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TALK activity.activity
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TALK ""
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TALK "👥 Participants: " + activity.participants
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TALK "💰 Price level: " + activity.price
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RETURN activity
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Random Useless Fact
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random useless but true fact"
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fact = GET "https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/random.json?language=en"
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TALK "🤓 Random Useless Fact:"
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TALK fact.text
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RETURN fact.text
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Random Fun Fact
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random fun fact"
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fun_fact = GET "https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/api/v2/facts/random"
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TALK "🎉 Random Fun Fact:"
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TALK fun_fact.text
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RETURN fun_fact.text
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Kanye West Quote
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random Kanye West quote"
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kanye = GET "https://api.kanye.rest/"
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TALK "🎤 Kanye West says:"
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TALK '"' + kanye.quote + '"'
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RETURN kanye.quote
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Advice Slip
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random piece of advice"
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advice = GET "https://api.adviceslip.com/advice"
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TALK "💭 Random Advice:"
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TALK advice.slip.advice
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RETURN advice.slip.advice
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Search Advice
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REM ============================================
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PARAM query AS string LIKE "love"
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DESCRIPTION "Search for advice containing a specific word"
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search_url = "https://api.adviceslip.com/advice/search/" + query
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results = GET search_url
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IF results.total_results > 0 THEN
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TALK "💭 Found " + results.total_results + " advice about '" + query + "':"
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counter = 0
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FOR EACH slip IN results.slips
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IF counter < 5 THEN
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TALK ""
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TALK "• " + slip.advice
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END IF
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counter = counter + 1
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END FOR
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IF results.total_results > 5 THEN
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TALK ""
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TALK "... and " + (results.total_results - 5) + " more pieces of advice!"
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END IF
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RETURN results.slips
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ELSE
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TALK "❌ No advice found for: " + query
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RETURN NULL
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END IF
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Corporate Buzzword
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DESCRIPTION "Get random corporate buzzwords"
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buzzword = GET "https://corporatebs-generator.sameerkumar.website/"
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TALK "💼 Corporate Buzzword Generator:"
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TALK buzzword.phrase
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RETURN buzzword.phrase
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Yo Momma Joke
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random Yo Momma joke"
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joke = GET "https://api.yomomma.info/"
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TALK "😂 Yo Momma Joke:"
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TALK joke.joke
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RETURN joke.joke
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Random Quote
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random inspirational quote"
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quote_data = GET "https://api.quotable.io/random"
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quote_text = quote_data.content
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author = quote_data.author
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TALK "✨ Inspirational Quote:"
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TALK '"' + quote_text + '"'
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TALK "— " + author
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RETURN quote_data
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Quote by Author
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PARAM author AS string LIKE "einstein"
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random quote by a specific author"
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quote_url = "https://api.quotable.io/random?author=" + author
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quote_data = GET quote_url
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IF quote_data.content THEN
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TALK "✨ Quote by " + quote_data.author + ":"
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TALK '"' + quote_data.content + '"'
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RETURN quote_data
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ELSE
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TALK "❌ No quotes found for author: " + author
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RETURN NULL
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END IF
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Quote of the Day
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DESCRIPTION "Get the quote of the day"
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qotd = GET "https://api.quotable.io/quotes/random?tags=inspirational"
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IF UBOUND(qotd) > 0 THEN
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quote = qotd[0]
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TALK "🌟 Quote of the Day:"
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TALK '"' + quote.content + '"'
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TALK "— " + quote.author
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RETURN quote
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ELSE
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TALK "❌ Could not fetch quote of the day"
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RETURN NULL
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END IF
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Programming Quote
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random programming quote"
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quote = GET "https://programming-quotes-api.herokuapp.com/quotes/random"
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TALK "💻 Programming Quote:"
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TALK '"' + quote.en + '"'
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TALK "— " + quote.author
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RETURN quote
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Zen Quote
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random Zen/Stoicism quote"
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quote = GET "https://zenquotes.io/api/random"
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IF UBOUND(quote) > 0 THEN
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zen_quote = quote[0]
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TALK "🧘 Zen Quote:"
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TALK '"' + zen_quote.q + '"'
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TALK "— " + zen_quote.a
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RETURN zen_quote
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ELSE
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TALK "❌ Could not fetch Zen quote"
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RETURN NULL
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END IF
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Affirmation
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random positive affirmation"
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affirmation = GET "https://www.affirmations.dev/"
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TALK "💖 Daily Affirmation:"
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TALK affirmation.affirmation
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RETURN affirmation.affirmation
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Random Trivia
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random trivia question"
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trivia = GET "https://opentdb.com/api.php?amount=1"
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IF trivia.results AND UBOUND(trivia.results) > 0 THEN
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question = trivia.results[0]
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TALK "🎯 Trivia Question:"
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TALK "Category: " + question.category
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TALK "Difficulty: " + question.difficulty
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TALK ""
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TALK question.question
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TALK ""
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TALK "Correct Answer: " + question.correct_answer
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IF question.incorrect_answers THEN
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TALK ""
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TALK "Other Options:"
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FOR EACH wrong IN question.incorrect_answers
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TALK "• " + wrong
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END FOR
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END IF
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RETURN question
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ELSE
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TALK "❌ Could not fetch trivia question"
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RETURN NULL
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END IF
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Multiple Trivia Questions
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REM ============================================
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PARAM amount AS integer LIKE 5
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DESCRIPTION "Get multiple trivia questions"
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trivia_url = "https://opentdb.com/api.php?amount=" + amount
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trivia = GET trivia_url
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IF trivia.results THEN
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TALK "🎯 " + amount + " Trivia Questions:"
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TALK ""
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counter = 1
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FOR EACH question IN trivia.results
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TALK counter + ". " + question.question
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TALK " Category: " + question.category + " | Difficulty: " + question.difficulty
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TALK " Answer: " + question.correct_answer
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TALK ""
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counter = counter + 1
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END FOR
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RETURN trivia.results
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ELSE
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TALK "❌ Could not fetch trivia questions"
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RETURN NULL
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END IF
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Excuse Generator
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random excuse"
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excuse = GET "https://excuser-three.vercel.app/v1/excuse"
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IF excuse AND UBOUND(excuse) > 0 THEN
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excuse_obj = excuse[0]
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TALK "🤷 Random Excuse:"
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TALK excuse_obj.excuse
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TALK ""
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TALK "Category: " + excuse_obj.category
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RETURN excuse_obj
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ELSE
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TALK "❌ Could not generate excuse"
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RETURN NULL
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END IF
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Insult Generator
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random insult (clean)"
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insult = GET "https://evilinsult.com/generate_insult.php?lang=en&type=json"
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TALK "😈 Random Insult:"
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TALK insult.insult
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RETURN insult.insult
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REM ============================================
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REM ENTERTAINMENT KEYWORD - Compliment Generator
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REM ============================================
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DESCRIPTION "Get a random compliment"
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compliment = GET "https://complimentr.com/api"
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TALK "💝 Random Compliment:"
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TALK compliment.compliment
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RETURN compliment.compliment
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